Poker Blonde
September 14, 2007
A busty blond sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. “I hope you don’t mind,” she said, “but I play better when I’m naked.” She then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, she was head’s-up in a monster pot. After the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, “I won! I won! I won!” The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. “What’d she have?” the loser asked the dealer. “I don’t know,” the dealer said. “I thought YOU were watching.”
Comments
Got something to say?